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A weekly podcast that talks about WWE, TNA, Indy Pro Wrestling news and analysis, plus mainstream entertainment, news, sports, pop culture talk, and lots more!
"The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show contains explicit language... but just because you're mature doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty"
by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
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Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.
"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker
by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
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Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
larry The Not Lobster
by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
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