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bluey the whale

Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.

Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.
"Bluey!!!"
"No eating Bluey"
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by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
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Wanky Reece

A kid who goes into the toilets at your secondary school / high school and has a wank but gets caught on multiple occasion. This is known as doing a "Wanky Reece"
Guy1: "I've just seen Reece having a wank in the toilets again"
Guy2: "Good old Wanky Reece"
by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
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Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
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by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
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