Communting

v. The act of leaving church early during Holy Communion, to avoid being stopped at the door.

Jake: You still at church? You're going to be late for the party.

Paul: Don't worry, I'm communting right now.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008

C-neus

n. One who is capable of obtaining good grades in school, but fails to through laziness.

John: Dan got a 98% on his finals and still has a D in AP Calc.

Jake: What a C-neus.

by Lord Gloom December 28, 2008