Bisexual

A person who likes ass — guy or girl, doesn’t matter. Everyone has an ass, right?

Person 1: what gender do you like?
Person 2: ass is nice.
Person 1: . . . but do you like guys or girls?
Person 2: A S S IS N I C E

Person 1: wait, are you bisexual?
Person 2: you finally fuckin got it mate

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 24, 2020

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 24, 2020

Stop

The thing it is time to do

“IT’S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PARENTS???

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 24, 2020