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Definitions by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty

Bisexual 

A person who likes ass — guy or girl, doesn’t matter. Everyone has an ass, right?
Person 1: what gender do you like?
Person 2: ass is nice.
Person 1: . . . but do you like guys or girls?
Person 2: A S S IS N I C E

Person 1: wait, are you bisexual?
Person 2: you finally fuckin got it mate
“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
A child

“. . . No.”
IT’S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PARENTS???