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bootch

when a women's vaginal region is severely damage due to child birth or being a ho
After one kid this ho had a busted ass bootch!
by Lord Christopher December 31, 2007
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Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.
by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007
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