Definitions by Lord Christopher

bootch 

when a women's vaginal region is severely damage due to child birth or being a ho

After one kid this ho had a busted ass bootch!

bootch by Lord Christopher December 31, 2007

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

Dick Shield by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007