1 definition by LookingforMrgoodneighbor
Great Neck is that "nice" town on the Northshore of Long Island that has mushroomed into an extension of the Orthodox laden five towns of the Southshore. The Mecca for Iranian exiles who want to live the dream of the Persian Prince, but in reality exemplify some of the worst ethnic stereotypes along with their older white brethren holdouts who haven't yet left for Florida. Great Neck is full of people who can be seen every morning, except Saturdays, finger mining for the morning catch while making illegal U-turns and talking on their cell phones.
Great Neck is where you find loud outspoke bragging a-holes who think they do everything right, even when they do everything wrong.
Great Neckers are cheap, whining, pushy people who buy everything on sale then check the receipt at the checkout counter at the local Walbaums as if auditing a tax return; on which they themselves cheated.
Great Neck shoppers are lazy people few who cannot help but leave the shopping cart in the middle of the traffic lane and who can ding your door in your face while having the nerve to deny it.
Great Neckers are cheap, whining, pushy people who buy everything on sale then check the receipt at the checkout counter at the local Walbaums as if auditing a tax return; on which they themselves cheated.
Great Neck shoppers are lazy people few who cannot help but leave the shopping cart in the middle of the traffic lane and who can ding your door in your face while having the nerve to deny it.
by LookingforMrgoodneighbor May 8, 2010