Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.
"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"
by Long Penis John May 22, 2018
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Wet Pussy

A moist, or wet, female vagina, typically wet from something they find hot.
"Oh no! I got a wet pussy from Jared's bulge!"
by Long Penis John May 22, 2018
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