Definitions by Long Penis John

Slippery Dick 

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

Slippery Dick by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

Wet Pussy 

A moist, or wet, female vagina, typically wet from something they find hot.

"Oh no! I got a wet pussy from Jared's bulge!"

Wet Pussy by Long Penis John June 8, 2018