Definitions by Long Duck Dangler

Penis Wormhole

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

Penis Wormhole by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

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heatseeker

When a person farts and the gas burns their butthole upon exiting.

After eating spicy food, I'm scared to fart, because I know it's going to be a heatseeker.

heatseeker by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

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