32 definitions by LonePooper

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Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
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Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 03, 2018
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When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
by LonePooper February 06, 2018
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What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
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