blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.

Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!

by LonePooper February 03, 2018

cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper May 03, 2018

sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper May 17, 2018

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019