Lolita & Herb's definitions

Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.

"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"

by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007

blipped

Defective, messed up, or otherwise janky.

DAYUMM! That bitch's face is blipped!

Shit, holmes. How do you get anywhere in that blipped ride o' yours?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

flip a cork

To react to an event with frantic shock and surprise, essentially freaking out.

Humbert shall flip a cork when he discovers I've escaped with Quilty.

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006