Definitions by Lol internet

Alyx Vance 

A realistic-looking chick from Half-Life 2. She is considered by some to be the hottest character in a video game.

My cousin likes to masturbate over sex poses he made with the nude Alyx Vance model in Garry's Mod.

Alyx Vance by Lol internet September 7, 2008

lol internet 

Catchphrase used in discussion boards to dismiss petty arguments and posters with an inflated ego, or just to remember people that the internets are not to be taken too seriously.

Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.

"You have offended me. I will have my lawyer make your ISP subpoena you then sue this websight!!"
"lol internet"

lol internet by lol internet July 16, 2008