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Crimpanium

A very severe version of a hemorrhoid. Usually do to infection or an untreated hemorrhoid.

Logan: I can't sit down
Ariel: Why not?
Logan: I have an anal crimpanium
Ariel: Oh...

by Logan and Ariel March 15, 2018

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