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Logan and Ariel's definitions
Crimpanium
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A very severe version of a
hemorrhoid
. Usually do to
infection
or an untreated
hemorrhoid
.
Logan:
I can't
sit down
Ariel:
Why not
?
Logan: I have an anal crimpanium
Ariel: Oh...
by
Logan and Ariel
March 15, 2018
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