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Definitions by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu

twat smasher 

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.

penis stacking

the act of stacking multiple penises on top of each other inside a vagina
Is it time for another penis stacking Mrs. Whashington?

Kitty Kissing 

I didn't even pay those whores for the Kitty Kissing.

menstrual mashing 

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.
Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

cooter stamp 

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.