Local Beaner Ripper's definitions

Cock Spoon

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES

Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019