Load of Barney's definitions

Woody

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

Bong elbow

When a bong smoker develops a pain in their elbow similar to tennis elbow, caused by the bend of holding the bong.

‘Hey man, my fucking elbow is really sore, I think it’s from playing tennis when I was young’
‘Nah, you got that bong elbow form all those smoking sesh in college‘

by Load of Barney November 2, 2025

Viking Slap

When you fuck your girl in the ass while she’s on her period and proceed to pull out her tampon as you cum and slap her in the face with it, thus creating Viking like blood face painting.

Last night I ‘viking slapped’ Robyn and she looked like a true warrior!

by Load of Barney April 15, 2022

Tori Spelling

To take a fall at a restaurant injuring yourself

"Last night I was at Golden Corral, tripped and took a Tori Spelling face first into the desserts, ended up with a broken nose"

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017