Definitions by LoN3-WoLF

nobwonk 

An idiot, fool, complete dumbass etc. Also related to noobism and being a noob. The cause of this is generally due to them having an irregularly shaped cocktail sausage.

(Gears of War)

player 1: omg, why is he trying to pick the flowers in the mausoleum?
player 2: ...
player 3: ... nobwonk ...

nobwonk by LoN3-WoLF September 11, 2007