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Definitions by Livvvy

The most loyal family man who will stink a bathroom whenever he enters one. His farts can kill a small child. Fun to be with and always surprises and delights. He leaves every cupboard door open and refuses to close drawers. A sports enthusiast with an insatiable appetite. You must treat him like a Labrador puppy and make sure you run all his energy out or he will destroy the house. He probably has nasty toes, but a warm and hug heart.
Joe: you can tell guion has been here. Every drawer is open…
Guion: what can I say, I am on this earth to annoy.
Guion by Livvvy April 17, 2022
Useless Cute Shit.

The stuff that fills the stores found in touristy towns, random crafts, things that you would buy for novelty and never use again. Chicks dig it.
"Yeah, we had a good day walking around Banff. Went to a bunch of UCS stores- ya know, the usual."
UCS by Livvvy August 2, 2012