5 definitions by Living Ass
John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.
by Living Ass May 19, 2021
Rather than aggressively dissociating themselves from that which they are insecure, one who engages in reverse projection will, instead, playfully/pseudo-ironically engage with their insecurities so as to make themselves seem secure.
John didn't want anyone to know he was gay; John new that if he took extreme measures such as avoiding all physical contact with other men (e.g. handshakes, hugs, etc.), he would actually be projecting his insecurity and, in turn, would make it obvious that he was gay, so, instead, he chose to engage in reverse projection, i.e. do playful/pseudo-ironic things such as kissing his male friends or slapping their asses to make it seem as though he was comfortable with his sexuality.
by Living Ass April 12, 2021
The point in a conversation where neither party has anything meaningful to add, so, in an effort to keep the conversation going, one party decides to mention the weather.
Party X: Yeah, so... uhh... nice weather we're having today, heh?
Party Y: Well, it appears we've reached the weather point.
Party Y: Well, it appears we've reached the weather point.
by Living Ass May 20, 2021
by Living Ass January 31, 2019
The act of a male placing his genitalia into another male's urethra.
Requires a urethral gape, lots of lube, and pain tolerance.
Requires a urethral gape, lots of lube, and pain tolerance.
I fucked brad until he came, then I sheathed my sword into his flaccid dick. He said, "don't sheath your sword into me", but I did it anyways.
by Living Ass January 31, 2019