Definitions by Lionel Matson

Rule of Two 

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

Rule of Two by Lionel Matson December 29, 2011

St. Patrick's Day shits 

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

St. Patrick's Day shits by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008

biggerous wangerous 

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

biggerous wangerous by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008

hot flows 

1.) when an event, person or thing is extremely awesome or legit.

2.) when someone eats bad food, i.e. from a school cafeteria, which leaves him or her with really runny shits that burn the anus lining and surrounding anal areas. May lead to severe irritation of the sphincter rim and potent gaseous emissions.

1.) Kirby's edge garding skillz in Super Smash bros are most definitely hot flows.

2.) Wow I seriously just shat fatty hot flows all over the bathroom stall. It must have been that filthy gyro.

hot flows by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008

crazy mad beaver bitch 

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.

wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.

crazy mad beaver bitch by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008