Definitions by Lily Boone
Alt Docking
When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Alt Docking by Lily Boone April 4, 2021
Russty Corndog
I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.
When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.
When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.
Russty Corndog by Lily Boone September 27, 2020
Shawshank Shawn
When a male attempts to woo a female online using transparent manipulative tactics that leave him lookin like he’s crawled through a tunnel of his own B.S.
After he told me he was hurt that I wasn’t interested in talking with him after finding out he was talking to several other women, I knew he was a Shawshank Shawn.
Shawshank Shawn by Lily Boone June 7, 2020