Definitions by Lilput

E Town 

Local slang for Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Recently brought to attention by a major film of the same name. It is in a dry county and has a rich history of bootlegging. Not very friendly to anyone who is not white and wearing pastels. Borders on Amish country and has a bajillion baptist churches. Very likely, no one there has ever used the urban dictionary.

1: goin' to E town to visit the grandparents.
2: have fun with the livestock and watch out for them locals.
1: it's cool, i brought a fifth and took out the septum ring.

E Town by Lilput July 16, 2008