Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
by Lillykins March 17, 2013
Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015