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NPH is the abbreviation for Nuts Per Hour. It is used to measure how many times you nut within an hour.
"Hey, dude. What is your NPH?"

"Around eight. But I can push for ten"

"Ten, dude?! I can achieve twenty per hour no problem."
by LilTrumpet December 11, 2017
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