Definitions by LilTrumpet

NPH 

NPH is the abbreviation for Nuts Per Hour. It is used to measure how many times you nut within an hour.

"Hey, dude. What is your NPH?"

"Around eight. But I can push for ten"

"Ten, dude?! I can achieve twenty per hour no problem."

NPH by LilTrumpet December 10, 2017