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A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.
“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
by Lil Squire January 21, 2020
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C: “Bro that one hit got me Zambeefed, I can no longer feel my balls.”
A: “ YES brother! Now we voyage to Taco Bell”
C: “Bro that one hit got me Zambeefed, I can no longer feel my balls.”
A: “ YES brother! Now we voyage to Taco Bell”
by Lil Squire January 18, 2020
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