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Definitions by Lil Rocket Man

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising
Walmart by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019

Jake Paul 

Dr. Phil: You have been diagnosed with autism
Jake Paul: It’s everyday bro
Jake Paul by Lil Rocket Man July 5, 2019