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Revised theoretical speed limit of sex. Previous limit of 68 was established by corny pick-up line.
see 68.
see 68.
When guy attempting corny pick-up line.
Guy: Hey sexy. Do you know the speed limit of sex?
Hot Chick: No. What is it?
Guy: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
Hot Chick: Oooh little boy, with me it's 200. When you turn around at 69 and I inject two fingers up your tailpipe you will be at 168 in 2.5 seconds.
Guy: I see, and when I inject two in your tailpipe we will reach 200?
Hot Chick: No no! Do that and I'll lose control and poop out on you. But, if you inject one finger real slow we will reach 200 before you pull out and I squirt until I run out of gas. Now go home and suck on your fudge sickle.
Guy: grinning Bet you can't do it again.
Guy: Hey sexy. Do you know the speed limit of sex?
Hot Chick: No. What is it?
Guy: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
Hot Chick: Oooh little boy, with me it's 200. When you turn around at 69 and I inject two fingers up your tailpipe you will be at 168 in 2.5 seconds.
Guy: I see, and when I inject two in your tailpipe we will reach 200?
Hot Chick: No no! Do that and I'll lose control and poop out on you. But, if you inject one finger real slow we will reach 200 before you pull out and I squirt until I run out of gas. Now go home and suck on your fudge sickle.
Guy: grinning Bet you can't do it again.
by Lickn4trouble February 22, 2024
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