Dipladonkus

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.
Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit
by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018
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Tongue-o

The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.
Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”

Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”
by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018
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