Lettuce Inn's definitions

Meatball Surprise

When you do a girl slowly from behind, in the anus or vagina, in and out, in and out, in and out, and then you slam your fist up her anus while screaming "Meatball Surprise!"

"I thought my love with Denise was forever, until I gave her the Meatball Surprise"

by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009

Arabian Washcloth

An alternative to tea bagging. The man wipes his ball sack (sweaty) on an others face while sleeping.

"Oh my god, my face smells like ball sweat. Did some give me an Arabian Washcloth last night?"

I didn't want to risk my nads tea bagging, so I gave him the Arabian Washcloth instead.

by Lettuce Inn June 2, 2009