doober

a retarded redneck

"Man, Huntington, WV is full of doobers!"

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell February 23, 2003

alone

a disorder marked by habitual masturbation where the only fluid leaving your body is tears

Since that bitch left me I've been so alone.

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell March 22, 2003