Definitions by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell

alone 

a disorder marked by habitual masturbation where the only fluid leaving your body is tears

Since that bitch left me I've been so alone.

alone by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell March 21, 2003

doober 

a retarded redneck

"Man, Huntington, WV is full of doobers!"

doober by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell February 23, 2003