Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.
Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.
The cluster of hair on one's back that looks like a bunch of spiders having a meeting.
Dude, that guy's backfro is so nasty, it looks like he is giving a monkey a piggyback ride.
The unsavory, solid material found in one's saliva after hawking a loogie.
Sheck ish owt! Im bout to pit ish ung chuffle ong uh gye bewowe uh vindow!
Unobstructed Translation: Check this out! I am about to spit this lung truffle on the guy below the window!