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Ass Elf
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A pale, bipedal mammal. Often
morbidly obese
. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close
proximity
to a large group of
small children
.
Man, Chris is
always
drinking
Chinese
aloe water. He is such an ass elf.
by
Leroy Blumpkin
December 09, 2021
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