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Ass Elf
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A pale,
bipedal
mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and
thrive
in any
habitat
that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
Man,
Chris
is always drinking Chinese
aloe
water. He is such an
ass elf
.
by
Leroy Blumpkin
December 10, 2021
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