bludfuk

The act of engaging in sexual activity while the female is menstruating .

"Dude, my girlfriend is on the rag so we had a good bludfuk last night."

by Leopold Stevenson November 14, 2005

fat leg

A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.

Jason's fat leg is so grosse, I can't believe he never wears pants.

by Leopold Stevenson May 04, 2005