Definitions by Leia Calumet

You can’t get there from here 

If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.

Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh

You can’t get there from here by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022

Clea 

She’s probably asexual, might ride horses, and is a total enigmatic anomaly. Leave her alone. She wants to be learning about the universe and doing intuitive thinker things, not dealing with your desire to fill emotional holes with romance.

“Have you met that girl Clea?”
“Yeah, she’s too busy with her ambitions for you”
Pronounced Clee-ah

Clea by Leia Calumet May 21, 2019