copretendency

When two people pretend to be needed by each other, falsely empowering each other.

I knew I had a copretendency when I asked my boyfriend to open a beer I could open myself so that he would have something to offer me.

by Legs4days January 11, 2021

Floridian Slip

When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.

I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?

by Legs4days March 06, 2024