A friend, typically male, that a female will talk to about her personal life with, also sharing with exaggerated enthusiasm, intimate details of a current romance or relationship (gush to).
Two of my best guy friends moved away recently. Thank god I met Ryan! I finally have a gushman again.
by Legs4days February 20, 2014
An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014