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Definitions by Leeds Geography

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
cranker by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008

Shake a lettuce 

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz
"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"
German for Handjob

Much hilarity to be had for us mostly English folk
Tom: phwoar, gagging for a handberuf
handberuf by Leeds Geography May 19, 2008