Definitions by Lee W.
Maidmer
Like a mermaid, a MAIDMER is also a half-fish, half-human female. Traditionally a Mermaid has a beautiful face and a fish like body, however a MAIDMER is the opposite, having a fish like face and a beautiful body.
A Maidmer is an ugly Woman who has attempted to compensate for her unfortunate face by having a beautiful body.