Definitions by Lebo Luke

Crotch Goblin 

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Smoke monkey 

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

Smoke monkey by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021