A Nut Allergy

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018