Definitions by Lazy ass Doug

cheryl crow 

Having a wonderfully solid bowel movement and requiring only one square of toilet paper to verify the cleanliness of your sphincter.

noun. Chris had a wonderfully gratifing cherly crow this morning, in spite of all the beer and chicken wings he ingested last night.

noun. Chris had wicked bud mud this morning... not a good day to be cheryl crow.

verb. Chris had a clean eddie and was able to cheryl crow his hynie.

cheryl crow by Lazy ass Doug May 5, 2007

off the grid 

paying with cash, making the transaction almost untraceable

Chris always pays for porn with cash, he is living off the grid

off the grid by Lazy ass Doug April 6, 2007