by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021
You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.
by Lazar Blade March 20, 2021
Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021
guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
Ohio law 2917.31 Inducing Panic
I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled
I might get charged for this soon in about 2-3 weeks. Pray for me. If you see this in the future, dm me on discord if you want, my username is MyLifeIsAMeme#4444, i might reject your friend request, so im the owner of this server discord.gg/cVaEqnbwxw i have server dms enabled
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022