Lawyer, esq.'s definitions

melchett

Guy whose definition of lawyer is so bad it actually makes me prouder to be one.

Thanks for the Melchett, man, preesh.

by Lawyer, esq. November 15, 2016

lady lawyer

The "reason" you told your boys you lost that trial. More accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. More specifically, courtroom kryptonite.

Wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? Yes, we'll obviously take the plea deal.

by Lawyer, esq. November 15, 2016