Definitions by Lauren V.

moosestache 

The dark facial hair on the upper lip of an obese woman.

That fat chick scarfing the popcorn is sure to get some stuck in her moosestache.

moosestache by Lauren V. December 10, 2007

Downstastic

When a person who has Down's Syndrome is acting out, or when someone of a typically normal mental fucntioning ability is acting "retarded."

Darren stop being downstastic, you can't bite your own ear!

Downstastic by Lauren V. December 10, 2007