Definitions by Laura Owen

confologize 

To confess and apologize at the same time.

Beau: Laura, I have to confologize that I scratched your car this morning.
Laura: Thanks for confessing. I accept your apology.

confologize by Laura Owen December 26, 2016

if there's grass on the field play ball 

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

if there's grass on the field play ball by Laura Owen September 20, 2008