Metrics Culture

A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.
"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."
by Laughing Goat August 02, 2025
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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 02, 2025
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