Homework

(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:

Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them

Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework

Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due

Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work

Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong

Dumb homeworker

simply forgets

Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google

Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀

Drop-out homeworker

drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month

The risky homeworker

does the work just before the lesson

Riskier homeworker

does the homework in the lesson

Wasteman homeworker

does the homework in detention

Shit motivated homeworker

does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’

Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right

Depressed homeworker

gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression

Distracted homeworker

gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework

Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist

Forced homeworker

forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you

John: oh shit i haven’t done my homework
Tim: fuck the homework do it in the lesson

by Late night homeworker January 09, 2022