Definitions by Last Living Confederate

Butt swabbery 

Instead of ass kissing this is the next level

The were trying to kiss her ass but it almost seems like the were committing butt swabbery

Butt swabbery by Last Living Confederate December 5, 2024

Markeled 

To be grifted or conned out of money or expensive jewelry .
Getting paid in advance but not performing the service .
Borrow something expensive like jewelry and never returning it.

I'm sorry Netflix you have just been Markeled

Markeled by Last Living Confederate April 18, 2024