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Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).

I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!