Definitions by Larry Fromish
wish.com blumpkin
When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
wish.com blumpkin by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021
Louisiana lunch box
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
Louisiana lunch box by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015