assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.
It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.
by Larry C April 25, 2008
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BOBS

Acronym for Believes own Bull Shit
Tom is the biggest BOBS out there, it's downright pathological.
by Larry C April 28, 2008
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