Definitions by Lancaster's Second Finest
Did a Clemmo.
Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.
Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.
Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.
Did a Clemmo. by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014
Ryaned It
I was really looking forward to my pint of Tubthumper's Old Gutrot, but the barman Ryaned it, and it ended up looking like water from the swamp.
Ryaned It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 14, 2014
Mortlocking It
Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.
Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.
The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.
Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.
The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.
Mortlocking It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014
McDonaldism
The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.
See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.
McDonaldism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011
Telecoprolism
The statistically anomalous tendency for the telephone to ring while you are having a shit. Extensive studies have shown that the phone of any individual has, at any given time, a 500% higher chance of ringing while its owner is evacuating his/her bowels than during other common everyday tasks such as masturbation, hoovering and chimping. Some schools of thought consider telecoprolism to be a subset of the Sod's Law principle. The others don't really consider such issues to be a worthy use of academic time and resources.
I was just settling down for my morning log and got telecoprolised by the bank again. Bloody telecoprolism, eh?
Telecoprolism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011