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portwood
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A guy who is a total
hottie
. Though sometimes he can
be an
asshole, the
pure sexiness
that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
Oh my God
, do you see that
Portwood
over there? I want to have his
children
!
by
Lana Larson
February 13, 2014
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